Tuesday, 18 October 2011

The City of Angels

As the port agent Chris whisked us away in his jeep, a few of the crew waved us goodbye from the decks. We didn't even have the time to take a few photos of the ship, and within moments we had left the port and moved into downtown Long Beach. Chris pointed out a few sights, gave us a potted history of the area and a rundown on the abysmal form of the local sports teams, and left us a short walk from the metro stop.

We both fancied a drink, so we went for a wander through the palm covered boulevards. The sight of so many shops, cafes and bars intimidated us, it took all our concentration just to buy a bottle of soda. A whole world of choice had re-opened before our eyes. Did we want cola, lemonade, root beer, cream soda, orange? I was getting a headache from having to think again. I settled on a diet cola, and promptly spilt it on my shirt. Sometimes choice is bad. 

We jumped on the metro, found a couple of seats and bedded in. It didn't take long for one of the local crazies to find us. An old lad, his neck in a brace and smelling somewhat dubious, finished scaring a child and sat in front of us. He heard our accents, as I was trying to explain to Gemma what dire neighborhoods we were passing through, and turned around. A big toothy grin glared at us, and without having been asked began explaining what a "bohog" was. 

All the way from Transit Mall through to Union Station (a long way) we were treated to such treasures as how to use a bohog to scare children, and what "extra services" were available to paraplegic boys in LA. So we arrived at Union, our minds having been expanded in directions we never anticipated, and changed onto a mercifully more peaceful train towards Hollywood.






Our hostel was located just off Hollywood Boulevard, a strange, alternative, run down and mildly seedy area where Coffee shops and pizza restaurants vied for space with fetish clothing and adult DVD stores. Indeed, if one so desired you could step out in your new size 10 leather high heels and nurses uniform to pick up a happy meal. I joke of course. McDonald's is rank. 

Fortunately the hostel, located inside a kind of wooden compound, was actually fine. It was quite a big hostel, so we met some interesting people, There was an outside area, a large air conditioned lounge with bar, and lots of activities going on. In fact, this hostel might have got a glowing review had it not been for their failure to adhere to their own noise policies, which ruined our last night in LA. 

On the first full day in the city we decided to get our bearings from the top of a bus, (I may have mentioned before, I become like a child at Disneyland when I see an open top bus tour). Because of the size of LA there were three different routes running, our ticket included all of them so it was quite good value. It was a beautiful day so as we took our seats up top we delved into our bags for the suncream (little did we know)! 


 
The tour took us around Hollywood and through towards Beverley Hills. Just round the corner from Rodeo Drive we jumped off and went for a walk. Rodeo drive has to be one of the most privileged shopping areas in the world. Forget your Armani, Gucci or Versace, one shop here is only open by appointment. The cheapest suit on sale is $15,000, and if you don't buy anything you still get charged $5000 for the pleasure of looking around. Small wonder there is a Bugatti Veyron parked outside (the owners).

We changed bus here, and headed out towards Santa Monica. As we drove out there was a strange haze on the horizon, which we were approaching rapidly. The haze was fog, and as soon as we hit it the temperature dropped noticeably. Within seconds we, and everyone onboard, were shivering and wrapping our arms around ourselves to keep warm. We reached the coast by Santa Monica pier, but couldn't even make out the water. The lifeguards beach huts, so distinctive, appeared empty, with no sign of David Hasslehof or Pamela Anderson. We decided not to get off, it was far too cold for the beach.


 
Back at Rodeo drive we changed route again, rejoining the Hollywood tour. We spent more time in the luxury areas, at every other stop the commentary would add "so if you want to bump into a celebrity, this might be the stop for you". I have to say, although I might do a double take if I saw Tom Cruise choosing his breakfast cereal, or Julia Roberts deciding between a Granny Smith or a Golden Delicious, neither of us are terribly interested in celebrity culture, so we both found the constant talk about these people a little tedious, and sad. 

There are posters I have noticed throughout LA which proclaim that 1 in 6 Americans struggles to feed their family every day. There are charity stores around every other corner, and at night as we walk to a restaurant for dinner the homeless can be seen making their beds in every available doorway. So all the talk about celebrity culture feels a bit crude, shameless. There are reminders at every step that poverty is not far away. One evening a destitute looking man entered the hostel garden whilst I was chatting with a couple, he started talking to us, asking where we were from and if we were having fun. All the while he was rummaging through the hostel bins, taking out bottles and cans and collecting them in a black plastic bag, for recycling. 

On our second day in LA we went to Universal Studios, catching the metro one stop and taking a short shuttle ride to the entrance. It wasn't cheap, $71 each in fact which rather blows the backpacking budget and felt like an obscene amount to spend on a days entertainment in a place where so many go hungry. However we had a lot of fun, meeting Homer & Marge, riding around a virtual Krustyland, taking a pleasure boat through Jurassic Park, and being thrown headlong into the lair of the Mummy. The Waterworld show, based loosely on the movie of the same name, was an odd mixture of comically cheesy acting and special effects. After the show, one of the actors started reeling off a list of tv shows that the performers had once been in, the national obsession with fame showing through. 


 
We queued up for an hour to go on the Studio tour. It was quite well done, we were taken around several movie and TV sets including Desperate Housewives, Bruce Almighty, Back to the Future, and my personal favourite the original Bates Motel from Psycho. All the while a tv screen showed us clips from the relevant movies so we could compare the show to the reality. All of which would have been made even better had our tour guide, JJ, shut up for a few minutes. Telling someone that what they are about to see, what they are currently seeing, and what they have seen is amazing doesn't necessarily make it so. Universal have signed a deal with Hasbro to make movies based on board games (battleship, monopoly etc etc) - AMAZING! Amazingly bad I fear.





We went to the Farmers Market on our final day in LA, taking the bus. The market was pleasant enough, but the heat was formidable and we retreated into the shaded eating areas where we discovered some delicious fresh food. And not just for humans, I should add, as there was also a doggy bakery, in case your dachshund fancies a donut. We also saw a fitness video being filmed in the middle of a street, which was arguably the campest thing I have ever seen, and I had trouble holding the camera still from laughing so much. 

Later we caught up on a little shopping, some necessities which we had been lacking. I finally have a second pair of jeans, having managed to get through 5 weeks of traveling with just the one pair (don't worry Mum, I alternated with my shorts), and a couple of t-shirts for the hot weather. As we wandered between the shops I noticed a thermometer reading 99 degrees, so we made our way back to the hostel to cool down and begin packing.

Monday, 17 October 2011

The Pacific: An Alternative View

After 3 days of very smooth sailing we were enjoying ourselves. The officers and crew seemed to bend over backwards to make us welcome, but we are a rarity for them, the Captain told us he has only had 7 passengers in 3 years!! The Captain is a lovely man, and very well respected on board. (He has invited us to stay with him and his family in Berlin!) He has been with this ship for 3 years (4 months on and 4 months off) and he has put a lot of time and effort into making a nice environment for the men (there are no women on board except me!). He has built a Miami Beach Club where they have parties every Saturday night. This is one of a kind (nearly everyone in the crew has told me this, they are very proud of it and their Captain and rightly so!)

We had a party last night, it was a feast! Piles of prawns, chicken, pork, crab balls, veg, and noodles were heaped into large cooking pots on each table which were cooked in front of us in a delicious broth while we supped beers (all free) and shared stories. I didn't go to bed until 1am, even then the crew tried to persuade me to stay with offers of more beer and vodka!

The chef is great too, a talented if not slightly crazy man! We have 3 huge meals a day, breakfast is at 7.30am - pancakes, melba toast, cereal, fruit, then lunch at 12.30, which is always 3 courses! Homemade soup, followed by roast lamb, roast duck or steak with all the trimmings, with fruit and icecream for dessert. Dinner (at 5.30pm) is also cooked, calamari or some other fish with a buffet of salads and cold cuts!

We filled the rest of our days by going to the gym (one cycling machine!), swimming, playing table tennis and watching films. At 5pm, the Captain calls us to happy hour in the officers mess before dinner.


On Sunday we were invited to the miami beach club to watch a prerecorded football match between Germany and Poland - quite exciting since half the officers are German and the other half are Polish! Thankfully it finished 2-2 so there was no love lost! However, I struggled a bit to drink the Newcastle Brown Ale, two 5 litre kegs that I think had been opened in our honour!

We also visited the Bridge quite a lot, it was interesting up there, and the 360 degree views were spectacular. We particularly enjoyed this when we sailed through the Japanese islands and also at night time when the stars are abundant. Unfortunately I didn't seen any whales or dolphins. Darren was a bit luckier than me and saw quite a few dolphins. The first time he saw them I was dozing in the cabin after being woken by the fire alarm test. He came running back to the cabin screaming "Gemma! Quick! Get dressed!" I thought there was a real fire and nearly burst into tears before he shouted "Dolphins"! Although we ran to the deck, they were gone, unable to keep up with the pace of the ship. We both missed about 20 whales surrounding us whilst sleeping, and I chose the wrong moment to go to the toilet during another party and missed them again! I guess it wasn't meant to be!

We crossed the date line half way through our voyage, and had two Tuesdays! They call the second 'Retarded Tuesday'! I think that is a bit mean so I will be using the more politically correct term 'Special Tuesday'! We went to the bridge for the big moment, which actually happened around 1am on Wednesday. As we were due to cross around midnight we arrived very early and sat drinking coffee and staring at the stars. We almost missed it, but luckily the first mate was on hand to give us a one minute warning. We scrambled around to get our cameras ready and I filmed the GPS as it changed. Nothing actually happened though! No fireworks or revelations!

The waves were a bit more choppy during the middle of our trip and we were moving around quite a bit. We had French onion soup for lunch - the challenge was to keep it in your bowl, or eat it fast enough so it didn't matter! Night times were a bit tough, we were rolling about in the bed and our stuff kept sliding off the tables and onto us or the floor. I was a bit sick and Darren ended up sleeping on the sofa. The captain assured us that a few beers will put it right, although I wasn't so sure! I was just hoping that there would still be enough water in the pool! Swimming was difficult enough because I kept crashing into Darren as the pool was more like a rectangular puddle, only 5m x 3m! More of a plunge pool, and about as warm!


We didn't get to know the Phillippino crew as much as we would have liked, there is a strong sense of hierarchy that sometimes we found a little difficult. They all insist on calling us sir and madam despite us asking them not to! Also, they seem to act differently when the officers are around, not even willing to get into a conversation. Over lunch, I asked the 1st officer if there was only hot water at certain times of the day as we didn't have any in our cabin. It turned out that a valve had been left off and he fixed it for us straight away, laughing that we hadn't asked sooner. By tea, we were told off by the steward for not asking him and told that we must use the proper channels next time! It seems that we are both at the top and the bottom of the pile!!

By the second half of our trip we were both a little bored and were really looking forward to arriving in America. I had run out of paid for books on my kindle so had to resort to reading my free downloads - D H Lawrence's The Trespasser! He is far to poetic for me, a real waffler! The daily routine got repetitive and we felt a bit restricted having everything done for us. I particularly missed going into a cafe or shop and being able to CHOOSE something!


We toured the engine room, which was overwhelming because of the size, and repeated our daily routine with a few more naps interspersed. The clocks moved forward by an hour most nights, and by the end of the trip I found myself sleeping all day and awake all night.

The last night of our journey was the best. We had a barbeque on the decks and I ended up in the beach club until 4am! (I paid for it the next day!) It was great swapping stories about Philippine and English culture and I will never forget playing Jenga! Quite difficult after a few beers, even more difficult on a moving ship! But lots of laughter and kind words.

That's all for now, Darren will keep you updated with our American adventure and I will write again soon

Thursday, 13 October 2011

The Pacific - Part Three

Day 9 - 6th October

At dinner the previous night the Steward told us he wanted to clean our room the next day at 9am, so we made plans to visit the bridge in the daylight. We are free to visit anytime we like, the Captain just asks that we call up first double check with the duty officer. When we phoned we were pleased to hear the friendly voice of the 2nd Officer.



The morning sun was in full glare, and for our first daylight experience of the bridge the room was bathed in sunlight. We re-familiarised ourselves with the navigation equipment whilst Vicente worked on his maps. For the return voyage the Miami will be going up into the Bering sea. However we were more concerned with how close to California we were. Unfortunately not very close was the answer, in fact we were much nearer Vancouver Island at this time.



Vicente showed us a communication the ship had received overnight, warning all ships approaching Long Beach to be careful as pods of Blue & Humpback Whales have been spotted in the vicinity, so we are hopeful we might get to see some more wildlife.In the meantime, we amused ourselves by sitting and posing in the Captains chair, and taking photographs of pretty much everything, from pretty much every angle. Fortunately Vicente got into the spirit as well, posing in front of his work for us, and taking a couple of photos himself.





We were quite surprised to see a fully kitted window cleaner appear suddenly, but the Miami is being given a good scrub today. We are approaching US coastal waters, and the local authorities sound delightful. The Captain mentioned to us that on the last trip, during an inspection, they found a sliver of orange peel on the deck and fined him $1000! As a consequence, all over the ship from the bow to the stern there are crewmembers cleaning today. It is a funny sight seeing men covered by bright yellow waterproofs, whilst the sun is shining and the sea so calm.



In the evening during our pre-dinner drink the talk turned to our plans for when we reach California. The officers seemed in high spirits (perhaps because of our proximity to land, and the prospect of some shore leave) and the Chief Engineer is also planning a holiday to the states for next summer. After discussing LA and San Francisco, talk reached Las Vegas. Everyone was most insistent that we go, and to encourage us Peer produced two DVD's he had made of the ship's officers previous "jolly boys outings", which we watched as the sun went down.


Day 10 - 7th October

We woke early, somewhat unexpectedly given our previous form, so I thought I would try to catch the sunrise on deck. Except I hadn't noticed until I got outside that we were sailing through a huge bank of fog. On a big ship like this, on such a huge ocean, my sense of perspective has dimmed a little, and in this fog I have no idea how far I can see. I suddenly feel glad the men on the bridge have GPS.

I think we are both feeling a little restless today. There isn't a great deal more of the ship to explore, and we are nearing our destination. All the talk of Vegas last night was fun, but we still have more than 48 hours to go. It's not quite boredom, more that we can't settle down to any one task, restlessness. When you get on board for the first time you accept certain conditions and adjust your mindset accordingly, but when you are being told about 24 hour casinos, pleasure flights above the grand canyon, extravagant shows and 99c shrimp cocktails, it's bound to unsettle you a little.

After another good breakfast (sausage and egg) we played a little table tennis, put some more washing on, spent time doing some crosswords and listened to music. Lunch eventually came around. All the meals onboard are a at a set time, the schedule for which is: breakfast - 7.30 to 8; lunch - 12 - 12.30; dinner - 5.30 to 6. It's a little earlier than we would normally eat, but the plan is designed to fit around crew changes and you can't begrudge anyone a fair meal.

We rarely see the officers and crew during the daytime, unless we bump into them during the course of their work. There is often someone missing during mealtimes in the officers mess, and because everyone (apart from us) has been working hard, 7 days a week, conversation is sometimes at a premium. We sometimes feel that we are talking too much and stop, to let everyone eat in peace.

After lunch we visited the bridge again, to work out where we are. We aren't following the coast in a straight line, because of the curve we run on, but we're about 500 nautical miles off the coast of the US. We hovered the mouse over our destination, it shows about 900 nm to Long Beach so we've covered the bulk of the journey now. We both picked up copies of the NSB in-house magazine, I read a story written by a passenger like us who took the same journey and had the bad luck to hit a huge storm which registered 10 on the Beaufort scale and had to suffer 14 metre waves! We've had nothing like that, only a bit of swell which died a few days ago. Since then this great ocean has felt like a millpond, thankfully,



During our evening meal we only saw the First Officer, Adam. We struck up a conversation about the working life onboard such a ship as the Miami. We have both noticed that, when talking with just one of officers, the conversation flows more freely, and this was no exception.

Adam talked about what it was like to live and work onboard, particularly as regards the crew. They usually start work around 6am, and can work right through to 5pm - but can choose to work longer hours as overtime. On Saturdays everyone tends to finish at 4pm, and earlier on Sundays, but can still finish much later if they are behind on the overtime hours (they must complete it in large blocks as they are on the ship for months at a time, and only get paid once they reach a threshold).

We both got the impression that Adam felt it could be excessive, and was concerned about the effect it could have on men who spend so long away from home. Adam also talked about some of different Captains he had served under, and explained that the whole ethos of a ship is directed by the Captain's will. Some are good but only play by the rule book, others are very severe ("one said - you must keep your foot on the crews necks; not enough to strangle them but enough to make them follow your orders").

Once again Captain Auerbach got a glowing review, and we can testify to that, as so many of gthe crew have been friendly, charming and hospitable towards us. As just one example, the second mate (who was on the bridge when we crossed the date line) popped down to see us with a print out of the GPS map from our crossing, completed with a photo of the ship and one of us, which he had laminated together as a souvenir.


Day 11 - 8th October

There was some work going on last night, something involving cutting metal and loud instruments. Gemma and I both had a terrible nights sleep, waking at all hours, and we were both exhausted by the time my alarm clock went off. We made it down to breakfast, then promptly back to bed and slept right through until lunchtime. Which was most unfortunate because the ships mechanic, Toralf, spotted a number of different whales around this time.

As we get nearer and nearer to our destination we have been told to keep a lookout for whales and dolphins, as they are numerous in this area. Whilst waiting for Gemma to get dressed I wandered out on to the deck and spotted 6 dolphins playing in the ships surf, not 20 metres from where I stood. One in particular seemed to take great delight in leaping high out of the water.

I watched them for about 20 seconds before I remembered that I had neither my camera nor girlfriend, so I flew back to the cabin to collect them. "Gemma! Quick! Get dressed!" I screamed. In hindsight I shouldn't have chosen fire alarm drill day for such a wake-up call. I scared Gemma out of her wits. By the time I had returned to the deck with my camera they had disappeared from sight.

After lunch, with nothing much to do, we took a walk to the forecastle, but didn't see any more dolphins, so we fell back asleep. We woke in the afternoon, ready for the Saturday evening festivities. Today, at 5pm everyone not on duty congregated in the Miami Beach bar for a barbeque. Peer delved into his extensive music DVD collection to find his recording of the Queens Garden Party, and as Brian May played his guitar from the roof of Buckingham Palace we began eating and drinking.



Huge prawns, ribs, chicken, sausages, and lamb with all the necessary trimmings for a successful barbeque were spread out before us. The cook had obviously been busy today, and everyone enjoyed a hearty meal. As the sun dived down we spotted more dolphins playing by the boat. Unfortunately Gemma had gone to the toilet and missed them again. After dinner, and quite a few bottles of Becks and Tsingtao, the fun began.



The Captain, on one of his trips home, picked up a Jenga tower. It is a pretty comical sight to see the officers and crew all gathered around the tower, taking it in turns to remove a brick, whilst the ship moves. Several of the crew have become adept at the game, although the Captain appears to be the expert. I'm told that, as the loser must buy the ships company a crate of beer, these games can get pretty competitive, even during rough seas.



Gemma joined in, whilst I wandered around the table taking some photos. On his first ever go the Chief Engineer knocked the tower down and had to write his name down next to the first crate on the Captains shopping list. The crew were delighted with this turn of events. The next fall came about when the cook tried to walk past the table, just before the Chief Engineer was about to face an even more daunting tower, and the crew cried "fix"!



I fancy that the bar, and the jenga game, go to show why Captain Auerbach is such a respected man onboard his vessel. Even as I write this before heading to bed the hardcore gamers are still gathered around the table. Something tells me that when the Miami next leaves port, she will be the most well stocked ship on the Pacific.










Day 12 - 9th October

The party in the Miami Beach bar went on till the early hours. Gemma came up to collect me, apparently the crew wanted to talk with us both, so I didn't make it to bed first time around. We traded stories of London and the Philippines with several of the crew, the story they seemed most interested in was the recent riots (fortunately they weren't interested in the rugby results). We shared the last of the barbequed food and talked about our home cuisines, and whilst the crew told us about locusts, scorpions, and dog and catmeat I suddenly felt a deep longing for cod and chips (with a pickled egg).

We talked about our families and our jobs. All of the men are married, most have children, and one or two have more than one wife. The crew usually sign on for a period of 6 months, sometimes as much as 10, and when they finish they get a couple of months off. After all the talk (and a few drinks) I didn't get to sleep until 2am, and Gemma a few hours later. At least we didn't have to start our shift at 8am, unfortunately they did. I am sure there are more than a few sore heads on deck today. There is definitely one in our cabin.



As the sun rose I took a walk on deck and began to detect a few signs that we were nearing our destination. Several large lumps of seaweed were soon followed by a container ship, and then another. As the clouds began to clear up I finally spotted land. At first it looked much like the fog banks I have been seeing for a few days, but it became more distinct, with jagged peaks. Even then it was too distant to make out any man made features.

I managed to wake sleeping beauty for lunch, another delicious steak and chips followed by ice cream. Although I am craving the choice of food which California will surely offer, you really can't fault Cookie And the Messman for their efforts. For 12 days they've managed to produce very healthy and filling meals, and I know we'll miss Cookie's high pitched singing coming from the galley and our steward's beaming smile.



With our final meal onboard over, one of us went back to bed, while the other walked to the forecastle, can you guess which one did which? Up the front of the ship the view was superb, passing between the coast and an island, the bay full of little white yachts and seagulls dive bombing us. The bow is really an incredibly tranquil place, perhaps the one area where you cannot hear the huge engine. The only noise is from the nose breaking through the water, but as we had slowed considerably from our earlier speed of 24 knotts it sounded more like someone paddling the feet in the water. I spent over an hour here, just enjoying the sun (and peering over the front hoping to spot more dolphins).

 


Just as I returned to the cabin, the phone rang. The Captain wanted to invite us up to the bridge one final time. I went up and the view was even better this time. Borrowing the ships binoculars I could just make out the letters of the Hollywood sign. In the foreground, the city of Los Angeles spread out below the hills and basked in sunlight, and even closer the port area complete with the Queen Mary.



A small boat whizzed towards us, made a circling movement and came alongside. Leaning out from the furthest point of the bridge (which hangs above the water) I watched as the pilot made his leap onto the Miami, and mentally traced the route he would be taking, up through the interior bones of the ship, through the engine room, and 10 minutes later he appeared on the bridge. It's quite a hike on a vessel this size.



It wasn't until we had entered the port itself, at the moment that I was watching seals at play in the harbour, that I remembered we had to pack still, so I said my goodbyes to all on the bridge and dashed down two floors to our cabin. As soon as I entered I spotted an apple which I had overlooked (US customs rules mean no fresh produce in your rooms) so I had to run down to the Mess on B deck, and back, before I could begin my packing.



Half an hour later we were called down to the Captains Office for our interview with customs. We had to wait while the crew were cleared first (which was fair enough, they all had jobs to do before they could go on shoreleave). In the queue we were able to say our goodbyes to all our friends from the crew and met the friendly US port agent Chris Wilson, and eventually we were called, to be greeted by a stern man in uniform. He asked the usual questions, about our plans and why we were arriving by boat, and eventually stamped our visas for six months.

We hurriedly departed the ship, not because of a desperation to leave it, but Chris had offered us a lift to a metro station in Long Beach but he had to dash to another vessel afterwards. As we struggled down the increasingly wobbly gangway with our heavy backpacks, our first taste of America was the sound of forty burly and tattoed US stevedores calling out "Welcome to America".

Tuesday, 11 October 2011

The Pacific - Part Two

Day 5 - 3rd October

Today, monday, is a German holiday (Reunification Day) which means that most of the crew work less hours. We forget this, and after breakfast (cheese and ham omelet) we head down to the ships laundry room to do some washing. All of the machines are in use except one, clearly labeled Steward Only. Not wishing to upset the apple cart, we go to find the steward to ask if we can use it. He is fine with this, and having performed our hierarchical obligations we catch the elevator back down to the lower decks.



Later we discovered the ships pc, and the Captain provided us with an email address for free. It was a really nice surprise to find that we can send an email home to let our folks know that we are ok, and of course to request the football scores. It was less nice to find out that Everton lost the derby, and Peterborough threw away the lead to lose to Doncaster! We also managed to buy a�global phone card, I make a mental note to phone home tomorrow to surprise my parents on their wedding anniversary.

At 11am the phone rang. We were never quite sure what to make of the ringing, would it be the bridge telling us to run to the bow because dolphins or killer whales had been spotted? This time it is the captain, reminding us to come to the Miami Beach Bar to celebrate Reunion Day. We made our way down the stairs carefully, conscious of the rocking motion of the ship which is now more noticeable than at any time before. One moment the corridor feels like an attempt at Everest, the next you think you are racing Usain Bolt.



Down in the bar the officers have started drinking, as we arrive they pour us both a large Newcastle Brown Ale. Shit. Pawel, the second engineer, fires up a Santana DVD. You really can't fault the officers on their generosity or hospitality, just their love of awful British beer. As we drink the Steward places various dishes on the table behind us, and at 12 we sit down to eat. Lunch today is a Korean Barbeque, although not really a barbeque at all. We cook pork kebabs over a portable stove, and share bowls of kimchi, pickled vegetables, chicken and noodles and a delicious spicy peanut sauce.



After we have eaten we sit around the table, whilst the Captain pours us shot glasses of Blackcurrent Schnapps. I ask the Captain if the US customs are difficult to deal with, his laugh suggests that he has more than a few stories about them. They all involve comedy accents, hand gestures which resemble guns being waved vigorously and other demonstrations of excessive zeal. The First engineer suggests that the Captain is allowed to marry us, and the Captain adds that he could divorce us too. My reply also involves hand gestures which resemble guns pointed at my head by both our mothers!



The evening was very quiet. None of the officers came down to dinner, so we ate alone. Because of the holiday, it's another cold cut night, but this time the left over kebabs from lunch were served and they were still delicious. During our meal Gemma, whose seat looks towards a portable, mentions the horizon. We both stared outside for a few minutes, the ship was really rolling, far heavier than we had experienced thus far. Unlike a cross channel ferry it's not a particularly nauseating roll, when the ship reaches it furthest lurch it seems to hang there for quite some time, gradually building up it's energy for the return.



Back in the room I had to put away a few things we had left out on the tables. As darkness fell over the ship and the stars came out, I picked up my book and tried to read, conscious of the fact that, although I still felt safe, the rolling was enough to unsettle me to the point of insomnia.


Day 6 - 4th October

Neither of us slept very well last night, the rolling continuing through the night and into daybreak. When we eventually rise the ship seems to be lurching only to the left, momentarily righting itself then plunging back again. Outside the sky is filled with clouds and the wind is whipping up the sea blowing spray onto the decks. We are nearing the halfway point of the voyage, I start hoping the motion doesn't continue the whole time, because it's impossible to get a good nights rest like this.

After a quick breakfast, again without seeing any of the officers, we go back to the room and try to sleep some more. The rocking continues to the point that, fed up of having to grip the mattress, I grab my pillow and duvet and lay down on the couch , which is at different angle to the bed. Now the rocking is between my feet and head, so I wedge myself between the cabinets at either end and manage to fall asleep.

When I wake up a few hours later, the motion has nearly subsided. Relieved at this turn of events I get dressed and go outside for some fresh air, and discover to my shock that we have stopped moving. We are just floating, bobbing up and down on the waves just like one of the hardy seabirds we see from time to time so far from land. This is something I never expected, knowing what a tight schedule these vessels must keep to, and to be so far from land has an uneasy effect on the mind.

By the time we head down to the mess for lunch, the ship is back underway, and the rocking restarts. It begins to rain also, lashing against the portholes. We bump into the Captain, Gemma mentions the motion, and the Captain just laughs. It seems this is quite normal. In the afternoon we have a fire drill. Which is to say that the crew did. When the drill was announced, gemma and I assumed we would be playing the role of passengers in distress. Given our instructions were to "wait for instructions" we donned our fluorescent orange life jackets, and sat in our room, waiting! Forty minutes later one of the crew wandered past our room. He peeked in and noticed us, ready for the drill. "Oh! The drill has finished" he informed us, so we sheepishly repackaged our life jackets in the drawer.

Using a phonecard I manage to call my parents (6am UK time) to wish them a Happy Anniversary (and Birthday to Dad). Later in the evening the Captain reminds us that we will be crossing the International date line, which means that tomorrow will be the same day as today, hopefully the same just a little less rocky and a little more stimulating. There's no chance of table tennis if it stays like this. He invites us up the the bridge to watch the jump over the line on the navigation equipment, but can't be sure what time, he will let us know.

In the evening, after a chicken curry dinner, we try to kill some time with a Jody Foster DVD. At 11.30 we head up to the bridge, where the 2nd officer, a friendly Philippine called Vicente gives us a run down on our situation. He points to a dot on the GPS and tells us there is another ship just under 3 miles away, crossing the Pacific in the other direction. Staring out of the huge bridge windows we can make out some dull lights which appear to be much further away. He let's us have a peek through the binoculars.



We're just 94 nautical miles away from the Aleutian Islands now, very close to a US Navy firing range. Vicente shows us the navigation equipment and points out that we are now bearing down upon the international date line, which we should hit about 1am. We decide to wait it out, how many other times are we likely to cross here in a ship?




At midnight the watch changes, we say goodnight to Vicente and hello to the 2nd mate, who is at pains to make us feel welcome. Whilst we move into the map room to look at more equipment, he sets us a table and chairs right by the window and makes us both a cup of coffee. And so, shortly before 1am we cross the very line that saved Phileas Fogs bet. There is no fanfare, but it is interesting to watch the equipment suddenly switch from East to West. We are now halfway around the world, or halfway home depending on which way you look at it.


Day 7 - 4th October

Due to our time on the bridge we didn't get back to the room until 1am and then had to put our watches forwards an hour. We slept well, too well, missing our alarm and breakfast so by the time we rose at 10am we were very hungry. We felt like we were killing time until lunch.

In the afternoon we didn't really achieve much. We went to do more washing but the machines were full. Trying to play table tennis was comical, the swell affecting both our games. We went for a dip in the pool, the thermometer showed 27c but it really wasn't that warm, and the water sloshed about severely.

We both spent some time contacting family from the ships office. The Captain provided us with a ships email address which we have taken advantage of, and we purchased a phonecard for $24 which allows us about 45 minutes of call time. It has been really nice being able to contact the people at home who you are missing, and today especially it helped us both.

Perhaps because of our late night, or because of the mental effect of repeating the previous day, we both felt a bit bored today. Neither of us really got out teeth into anything. Today is really the first day I've felt a longing to be back on dry land, able to choose what I will have for dinner, to change my scenery, and of course to sleep in a bed which isn't moving!


Day 8 - 5th October

Not for the first time, we didn't have the best nights sleep. Not because of rough of weather, I'm putting it down to a lack of activity and exercise. We try to be as active as we can, but there is a limit to how often you want to walk to the forecastle. Fortunately today had something different lined up for us, so after a delicious breakfast (eggs Benedict) we went to the ships office to meet Pawel, 2nd engineer, for a tour of the engine room.




Entering a door in the main structure marked "authorised personnel ONLY", we donned ear protectors and made our way through a second door, where the noise, smell and heat became immediately apparent (it would have made Fred Dibnah weep with joy). We could brief glimpses of various bits of machinery and piping before we were ushered inside the control room. Here Pawel showed us the panels and switches which control everything from how hot the swimming pool is to the water levels in the ballast tanks.



We were given a quick run down of what we were about to see (we could take our ear muffs off in the control room), and then we dived back out to the mechanical mayhem. It's a little difficult to describe what we saw, my mind has never been one for such things, and it was hard to catch what Pawel was saying to us (fortunately I took some snaps). I can recall seeing the pistons, which weigh a staggering 9 tonnes each), and the main engine itself was just enormous, bigger than an old steam engine (and far more more powerful, capable of delivering up to 93,000 horsepower).



We walked down several flights of stairs, looking here at some parts and there into another room. It was like something from the Poseidon Adventure, (except it was the right way up). We saw the propeller shaft, churning around and driving us towards California, and were treated to a look at the steering mechanism. By this point we were to the back of the vessel, the metal surface felt cold to the touch and we could see our breathe - Pawel explained that we were at the outer point now, on the other side was water, and lots of it!



We went for a hike around the lower walkway, located at the bottom of the ship, and discovered a leaking steam pipe. We also saw a manhole for the pilot, who has to make his way from the pilot launch to the bridge by jumping across the sea and climbing up through the interior. And during the tour we met several of the crew, some that we recognised and others we didn't. Generally they seemed pleased to see us, happy we were taking an interest in their work.



The tour finished around 10am, by which time we were both worn out. The rest of the day was a pretty lazy one, spent sleeping, eating and relaxing in the cabin. We finished quite a few crosswords between us and watched another movie. Although today was considered a Sunday for crew working hours (as there was an extra day in this week) there didn't seem to be much happening, so we had a relatively early night.

The Pacific - Part One

Day 1 - 29th September

When we arose the glorious sun that had lit up Gwangalli Beach for the last 3 days had disappeared. In it's place were huge grey clouds, showering us with heavy drizzle, so we decided to take a taxi to our rendezvous with the representative of the port agent, a Mr S L Shin. We found Mr Shin outside the Citibank as agreed, and he led us through a labyrinth of alleys to his minivan, struggling to keep pace with our guide.

We drove out to Busan Newport, a modern port facility located 35km outside the city. Mr Shin, without really explaining what was happening, led us to the customs house where our passports were checked and we were made to walk through a metal detector, whilst our bags were sat in the back of the van. Ushered back to the vehicle we whizzed between stack upon stack of shipping containers, and before we knew it we were at the waters edge. Speeding past one large vessel, the MV Hanjin Miami suddenly loomed into view, casting an enormous shadow over the dock.

Mr Shin hurried us out of the vehicle, and before we had had time to strap up our bags and offer our thanks for his help he was pointing us towards the gangway. Never having been a huge fan of heights, this would have been a challenge without a full rucksack on my back, But Gemma was already off, and noting a number of curious faces peering at us from the vessel, I didn't want to lose face in front our of new shipmates. The steps were steep and wet, but at least they were solid, unlike the plasticine handrail, and my legs.



Arriving onboard we were greeted by several cheery hellos, and a steward led us inside the huge central tower and up several flights of stairs to F deck, where our room was located. We were pleasantly surprised by the size of it. There was a large seating area with a sofa, coffee table and chairs, a desk and plenty of cupboard space, as well as tv, DVD player and a stereo. There was a separate bedroom with large double bed, and a shower/toilet. The steward inquired if we had eaten, and invited us to lunch at midday in the officers mess, so we spent the hour settling in to our new room.



At the appointed hour we went down to B deck to the officers mess. Lunch was a tasty affair, tomato soup, roast duck with chips followed by ice cream (and squirty cream). We weren't expecting three courses so it was a pleasant surprise. After lunch, with the ship not due to sail until 9pm we fell asleep to the sound of 4 enormous cranes loading the ship with containers.



At 5pm the cabin phone rang, the Captain invited us down to the officers recreation room for pre-dinner drink. The Captain and Chief Engineer sat on high chairs next to a bar at which the 2nd Engineer was performing the role of barman. We sat, chatting with the three men about ship life and what we could expect - the Captain told us the weather forecast was extremely good, a huge relief.

During dinner (sushi) the Captain suggested we might like to join him on the bridge for our departure from the port. Having been told this was the one time we probably wouldn't be allowed on the bridge, we jumped at the chance. At 8.40 we headed up to the wheelhouse. The bridge wasn't quite the hive of activity one might have expected. The Captain leisurely sipped his coffee and watched as several stevedores clambered about on rookie some containers about 150 metres away. One of the cranes moved into place and began making some last minute alterations to the containers.

We were joined by the pilot, who discussed with the Captain his requirements and ordered a tug to help us. Gemma and I moved outside, where the bridge hangs over 30 metres above the sea. From this high up the containers looked like a crudely constructed Lego village, and cars and people whizzed about oblivious to our presence high above them. The pilot came over for a chat, obviously curious about our being there. We spoke about Korea, our destination and future plans. He seemed most pleased we had been to Korea.

At ten past nine, with the stevedores off deck, the Miami pushed away from the dock, and slowly picked up speed past the small islands that litter Busan Newport. After 20 minutes a small vessel appeared on our starboard side. Leaning out from the furthest windswept reaches of the bridge we could just make out the pilot, who had appeared in a small doorway below us, make a brave leap onto this launch. Taking a last look at the bright lights of Korea we said our farewells to dry land and called an end to our first day aboard the ship.


Day 2 -30th September

Overnight we crossed a time zone, putting the clocks forwards 1 hour. The 7.30am breakfast felt ridiculously early. The steward offered us Melba toast. I'd never tried it before but I certainly wasn't expecting toast covered in ham, cheese and tinned peach slices. I tried to mask the taste with the dark, strong coffee provided.



Back in the room Gemma fell asleep again, and I picked up a book. Before we knew it, it was midday, time for lunch. Somehow the gaps between mealtimes seem to pass very quickly. After lunch we spent some time in the gym, which is surprisingly well equipped. We both had a swim in the seawater pool, used the sauna and the exercise bike. There is also table tennis and some weights equipment.



It is quite a walk to the bow of the ship, 270 metres from the tower. There is a small guardrail, and care must be taken to avoid the various ropes and machinery That you find on deck. The path leads you underneath the outer containers until you reach a small flight of steps which takes you to a landing, full of winches and coils of rope. At the very front, if you carefully lean over you can see the bulbous nose which forces a path through the waves, reducing the effect of drag from the water.



In the evening, after dinner, we went up to the bridge. Almost all of the lights were off, just a few screens which track the ships GPS signal and give weather reports provide the only light. The second officer gave us a guided tour of the various systems he uses in the darkness, from the navigation functions to the engine room monitor. I was a little surprised that no-one is actually steering the vessel, it's all done automatically, but then I suppose that actually makes quite a bit of sense. At least there are two men on duty at night, one to monitor the systems and another to keep a manual watch outside.


Day 3 - 1st October

The clocks went forwards again, after a light breakfast we both fell back asleep, waking shortly before lunch. During the night the sea was a little choppy, nothing serious but enough to make it impossible to sleep on your side, so the post-breakfast nap is most welcome.



When we rise, we realise we are sailing between two islands. The crew tell us this is Japan, but the only distinguishing feature was the windfarm. Because we are sailing through a channel lots of other ships are visible, all cargo ships like ours. These ships look very small, but judging from the stacks of containers they must be of a similar size to the Miami.



The day settles into a routine, after lunch we both swim and have a sauna. We found the ships DVD library, most of the films are in German, so we ended up watching a romantic comedy. I considered abandoning ship but gemma talked me out of it, just. It appears that Sandra Bullock may be a mermaid, driving men into the sea to escape her nasal tones and wooden acting.



At 5pm we expect the Captains call, inviting us down to the bar, but the phone doesn't ring. We head down, the bar is empty. At 5.30 we remember that dinner is to be served in the Miami Beach Club. This is a very unusual and unexpected area on the ship. The Captain, in his spare time, made use of an unused portion of the deck to create a beach club, complete with wooden bar, benches and tables, and an assortment of eclectic decorations which he had picked up on his voyages around the pacific. Shells, fish, posters (of scantily clad ladies) and comic signs (of the "guys - no shirt no service; ladies - no shirt free drinks" variety) all vie for space with neon bar signs and disco lights.



Tonight everyone is eating together, although the officers and crew seem to gravitate to separate tables. It is a "cook your own dinner" affair. Taking a plate, I load it with shrimp, chicken and squidballs, vegetables and noodles, then return to the table where there is a large bowl of soup on a small portable stove. Everything goes into the soup, and a few minutes later dinner is ready. The cook (whom everyone calls "cookie") tells me this is a Chinese Barbeque, but whatever the name the food is delicious.



During dinner many bottles of Tsingtao and Becks are consumed, and everyone is chatting, swapping stories. Cookie is delighted to recount the time when he worked onboard a cruise ship which docked in Southampton, getting fleeced by a beautiful lady in a casino. A couple of the crew can't decide whether I remind them more of Braveheart or the Wrestler, which I'm sure is just their way of saying I'm pretty big in comparison. And the Captain tells Gemma about the time the Miami accidentally hit a sleeping whale!


Day 4 - 2nd October

We woke late, missing breakfast by a good few hours. So we quietly sit in the room, daydreaming about food. Soon it is time to return to the beach bar for the football match. At their last stop the Captain picked up a DVD of the recent Poland versus Germany match. Given the nationality of the officers onboard, I hoped it was just a friendly.



Just as we pull up a bar stool two huge glasses of Newcastle Brown Ale are sat in front of us. Doing my best to raise a smile I say thank you, and look at Gemma with fear in my eyes. Of all the British drinks to find in the middle of the pacific, this was the last I would have expected. I do my best to pretend that the murky brown liquid is coffee and sip gingerly, while the national anthems are being sung. On the tv, the Polish fans start booing during the German anthem.



The first half kicks off, and for 45 minutes we watch as not much happens. Instead the Captain and Chief Engineer discuss the merits of Ballack versus Schweinsteiger, and reminisce about Gerd Muller, whilst the Polish First Officer and 2nd Engineer fondly real off a list of Polish greats. The only name I recognise is Jerzy Dudek, so I try to explain the British concept of "butterfingers".

When the referee mercifully blows for half-time we head down to the mess for lunch. Grateful for food, and delighted it is steak and chips, we wolf lunch down, but by the time we have returned to the beach bar our glasses have been refilled. The second half was more entertaining with penalties, red cards and goals. The match finishes two all, to the delight of the Germans after a very late equaliser. After much noisy debate about the merits of the Polish red card, the Polish officers decide that the referee must be getting a new BMW after his display, and our small crowd begins to dissipate. Some go off to their duty, others return to bed, and we leave the Captain and 2nd Engineer to watch their Linkin Park DVD whilst finishing the remains of a second keg of Brown Ale.



During lunch Gemma mentioned to Adam, the First Officer and Peer, the Chief Engineer, that our shower has no hot water. Within minutes it has been fixed. Later when we go for dinner the Steward seems a little upset with us for going above his head. It wasn't a conscientious decision to do so, but it seems that the ship has a strict hierarchy which we perhaps find it difficult to grasp fully. In the mess, everyone has their own seat at one of two tables, and even in the officers bar everyone has their own stool. At first glance some things appears informal (the captains camouflage combat shorts or the first officers flip-flops) but the hierarchy is definitely there. And it is very easy to slip up.